Nick tracks Esteban. Midnight feuds with family her way.
Tension rises at the ICU! Eye see you! Let the warpath begin.
It's a cage match between Midnight and her Father. Mew over!
Erin Parrish bought her first home. Howdy Neighbors!
Moving day! Erin and her brother had a few helping hands...
Bedtime just got interesting. The ghosts were not the only ones moaning.
Psychic readings, booze, weed, and horny ghosts...
The boys lose control and Erin has the time of their past lives...
Stoned with ghosts! Who wants to shave our Booyah's?
Erin in the attic. "Hey Earl! Taffy? Maybe not!" What part of drop dead don't you get?
t has to be coincidence! A murder 600 miles away leads to Erin. Oh, boy!
Some folks just can't bury the past. Let alone the hatchet!
It's the midnight hOUR. Time to switch things up.
Hi Mom. I hear you want to pay a visit. It's really not a good... ok see you then. FUCK!!!
Job hunting Erin makes a new... pet. BEST TAIL she ever had.
Family matters take a turn. Brimley and her daughter unite. BOY, DO THEY UNITE!
Butterflies are the human soul. The stomach cannot always contain them.
Margo relaxes a bit too much. Her phone very useful.
Belly dancing at her son's going away party gets out of hand.
As her son leaves for Paris, Margo Needy finds comfort in his friends.
Troubles sleeping after an eventful road trip. The fourplay begins.
Cabot moves in first. Then out. Then, in. Then, out..
Wrestling with her emotions Margo gets pinned to the mat.
Breakfast in bed the boys feed on Margo's every move...
Margo springs a trap on Eric. Then Brian. Then Cabot!
Four for four. Margo Needy just made love in pro motion.
Calm before the storm. Margo stirs up cloud nine.
NO BOUNDARIES!!!!! Game over...let the boys claim her soul.
Eat up! Ate up! Lick the plate clean COUGAR.
Brian has big ideas for more than just Margo. Time to Step up.
Taken in the darkness Margo's hunger finds her Mystery Meet appetizing.
Margo gains two new fans. One is sweating up a storm.
The attic was locked for a reason. Cue the eerie soundtrack.
Paris the City of Love! Elliot's Oui Oui is out on the town.
HIS PANIC. Cabot meets the girl of his dreams. Wait! I thought that was Margo. A guy can dream BIG.
Heath presents his Master plan. "YOU'RE MY SLAVE!!!" Momma Margo could only smile.
Nick tracks Esteban. Midnight feuds with family her way.
Tension rises at the ICU! Eye see you! Let the warpath begin.
It's a cage match between Midnight and her Father. Mew over!
"If this is how the West was Won...Just shoot me now."
"Spaghetti Western my ass. Not enough sauce for my appetite."
"Bare knuckle rodeo Fellas. Girl's gotta make some money."
Horseplay? Tell that to Tarnation he's humpin' yer mare.
"I better get me a lollipop for this Doctor's visit! Whiskey flavored!"
Rattlers on my thighs, sidewinder 'tween my ass cheeks! Hissin' an kissin'!
Time to up the ante. Or is that ante up? Either way it's goin' ANTE OAKLEY!
"ASS HALT & BATTERIES! Wiggle & Giggle Miss Carlotta."
Ain't we a BarbersHOP Quartet? We can make that peppermint.
Straddle Up! Dammit Brandon, you used to like givin' me piggyback rides. PITY UP!
"Pass me some teepee Dorieann. None of that bison hide crap neither. Make it Angel Soft!"
"Owl and the Pussycat! Hoot have thought!" HOOTERS GAL!!
Don't do drugs! Unless it lets ya see the future. Me? I'm...
Skippin' stones down the timestream! Well Ripple my Nipple!
"Gobble! Gobble! Thanks for Givin'! Now pass the taters."
"Wrong neck of the woods! Not that I mind neckin' and wood."
"That's a mighty BIG PUSSY! Ain't talkin' about mine!"
Venom up! Step on it Tarnation we got places to be. CLOP! CLOP!
Calliope Cruz is making Detective. All hell breaks loose.
Calliope Cruz gets her Shield. Babee gets the Riot Squad.
"I think my new badge number's the same as my Measurements."
"The Government owns my ass. PIN THE TAIL! PIN THE TAIL!"
"Ha! Sushi Homemaker. That's me. Are you Bob the Builder?"
"To Swerve and Protect. Lick it or Ticket Buddy."
"That isn't a Humador. Put your Cubans back in your pants."
Get Wetty! Get Set! HO! Hit the gas! Quit CZECHing me out already!!!
Never mourn the loss of scum. Only the man that gave him shelter.
Home is where the HEArT is. Until it stops beating!
You will never look at Pussy nor birthday cake the same way again.
Heaven vs. Hell! Someone gets hot and bothered.
Invasion of the body SNATCHers! This sucks! Good and Bad!
An uncanny threesome! Ashes to Ashes, Lust to Lust!
Rough ride on the Highway to Hell! Buckle up Kiddies!
BEWARE! This nightmare has it all. Leave the light on.
Family matters! Even if the URKEL sounded like a final breath! Did I do that?
Death warmed over! Dinner's on the table! Main Corpse!
Goodbye to Romance...Hello to Lovers Lane! Dead End!
Sexist Chainsaw Massacre! Cat hair everywhere! Look ACHOO!
PUSSY PUSSY EVERYWHERE! HISSING CLAWING TIME TO SHARE!
Angel of the Lord... HAVE MERCY!!! On her hole!
Dreams? Fantasies? Same thing! DP! Dark Penetration! So GOoD!
"If this is how the West was Won...Just shoot me now."
"Spaghetti Western my ass. Not enough sauce for my appetite."
"Bare knuckle rodeo Fellas. Girl's gotta make some money."
Horseplay? Tell that to Tarnation he's humpin' yer mare.
"I better get me a lollipop for this Doctor's visit! Whiskey flavored!"
Rattlers on my thighs, sidewinder 'tween my ass cheeks! Hissin' an kissin'!
Nick tracks Esteban. Midnight feuds with family her way.
Tension rises at the ICU! Eye see you! Let the warpath begin.
It's a cage match between Midnight and her Father. Mew over!
Piper counsels Josie on how to make a marriage work...
The furniture's arrived. Piper just can't catch a break.
We need to talk about yesterday. Do we have too? UGGGGGGGGH!
Bathing booties, boys have cooties. HELP I CAN'T SWIM!
Stakeouts to steakouts, the meat is thick and juicy.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN!
Piper's interview for School Counsellor goes better than she expected.
Piper and Josie get drunk and screw...69 bottles of booze...
Rotten to the Whore. "My babies home." Mace in your face, like it or not.
Piper and Josie redefine the term Outskirts.
HA! PG-13!!! Henry and Tessa get to work on revising the R.P.G...
Trying on dresses took forever. Skin was more in fashion.
Cum to think of it we haven't talked birds and bees.
Hoots, howls, and growls. Howdy Neighbors.
First day jitters for everyone but Piper.
No panties all pants, not the kind you wear.
Acid to water? Water to acid? POOF! What a mess.
Wet Tease pretty as they please. Definitely risky.
Piper dances with the Wolfman. His class howls at her moon. History in the shaking, General Lee speaking.
Josie and Henry home school the girls without even knowing it.
Why are my bedsheets wet? Ummm? Rotten peed on them. Uh huh!
Piper counsels Josie on how to make a marriage work...
The furniture's arrived. Piper just can't catch a break.
We need to talk about yesterday. Do we have too? UGGGGGGGGH!
Bathing booties, boys have cooties. HELP I CAN'T SWIM!
Stakeouts to steakouts, the meat is thick and juicy.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. UNLESS I SAY YOU CAN!
Piper's interview for School Counsellor goes better than she expected.
Piper and Josie get drunk and screw...69 bottles of booze...
Rotten to the Whore. "My babies home." Mace in your face, like it or not.
Piper and Josie redefine the term Outskirts.
HA! PG-13!!! Henry and Tessa get to work on revising the R.P.G...
Trying on dresses took forever. Skin was more in fashion.
Cum to think of it we haven't talked birds and bees.
Hoots, howls, and growls. Howdy Neighbors.
First day jitters for everyone but Piper.
No panties all pants, not the kind you wear.
Acid to water? Water to acid? POOF! What a mess.
Wet Tease pretty as they please. Definitely risky.
Piper dances with the Wolfman. His class howls at her moon. History in the shaking, General Lee speaking.
Josie and Henry home school the girls without even knowing it.
Why are my bedsheets wet? Ummm? Rotten peed on them. Uh huh!
Never mourn the loss of scum. Only the man that gave him shelter.
Home is where the HEArT is. Until it stops beating!
You will never look at Pussy nor birthday cake the same way again.
Heaven vs. Hell! Someone gets hot and bothered.
Invasion of the body SNATCHers! This sucks! Good and Bad!
An uncanny threesome! Ashes to Ashes, Lust to Lust!
Rough ride on the Highway to Hell! Buckle up Kiddies!
BEWARE! This nightmare has it all. Leave the light on.
Family matters! Even if the URKEL sounded like a final breath! Did I do that?
Death warmed over! Dinner's on the table! Main Corpse!
Goodbye to Romance...Hello to Lovers Lane! Dead End!
Sexist Chainsaw Massacre! Cat hair everywhere! Look ACHOO!
PUSSY PUSSY EVERYWHERE! HISSING CLAWING TIME TO SHARE!
Angel of the Lord... HAVE MERCY!!! On her hole!
Dreams? Fantasies? Same thing! DP! Dark Penetration! So GOoD!
Time to meet Piper Cherry's niece Monet. God help us all!
The Last Supper gets out of hand. HAYZEUS CREASED! LOL!
Monet gets her roomies all fired up. Piper Cherry would be so proud of her niece.
Sexting was never more fun! Scissoring cut things short. LOL! At least it wasn't off.
Oh, Mona! You get after Monet and you are no better. SLUT!
Margo relaxes a bit too much. Her phone very useful.
Belly dancing at her son's going away party gets out of hand.
As her son leaves for Paris, Margo Needy finds comfort in his friends.
Troubles sleeping after an eventful road trip. The fourplay begins.
Cabot moves in first. Then out. Then, in. Then, out..
Wrestling with her emotions Margo gets pinned to the mat.
Breakfast in bed the boys feed on Margo's every move...
Margo springs a trap on Eric. Then Brian. Then Cabot!
Four for four. Margo Needy just made love in pro motion.
Calm before the storm. Margo stirs up cloud nine.
NO BOUNDARIES!!!!! Game over...let the boys claim her soul.
Eat up! Ate up! Lick the plate clean COUGAR.
Brian has big ideas for more than just Margo. Time to Step up.
Taken in the darkness Margo's hunger finds her Mystery Meet appetizing.
Margo gains two new fans. One is sweating up a storm.
The attic was locked for a reason. Cue the eerie soundtrack.
Paris the City of Love! Elliot's Oui Oui is out on the town.
HIS PANIC. Cabot meets the girl of his dreams. Wait! I thought that was Margo. A guy can dream BIG.
Heath presents his Master plan. "YOU'RE MY SLAVE!!!" Momma Margo could only smile.
Erin Parrish bought her first home. Howdy Neighbors!
Moving day! Erin and her brother had a few helping hands...
Bedtime just got interesting. The ghosts were not the only ones moaning.
Psychic readings, booze, weed, and horny ghosts...
The boys lose control and Erin has the time of their past lives...
Stoned with ghosts! Who wants to shave our Booyah's?
Erin in the attic. "Hey Earl! Taffy? Maybe not!" What part of drop dead don't you get?
t has to be coincidence! A murder 600 miles away leads to Erin. Oh, boy!
Some folks just can't bury the past. Let alone the hatchet!
It's the midnight hOUR. Time to switch things up.
Hi Mom. I hear you want to pay a visit. It's really not a good... ok see you then. FUCK!!!
Job hunting Erin makes a new... pet. BEST TAIL she ever had.
Christina's man Dixon is home. Does that stop her from being the neighborhood slut? OH HELL NO! The Neighborhood Watch is keeping a close eye. A very CLOSE eye.
Christina is the life of the party. Even the band wants in. SING WHORE SING. Just like the Insurance Company's ad says...LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR...CHRISTINA IS THERE.
Christina's back... tits... thighs... ass... yep every inch.
No copping out Christina hugs the rooftops. Roof of her mouth too.
Dueling Blowjobs! Christina and Venus are gunnin' for Dixon.
CUCUMBER UP! Double dippin'! Or was that Double drippin'?
Venus showered with affection. Chris cleans her windows. "Gee, I can see... the church lady".
Christina coaches the Church Lady and her horny Hubby. Let Us Prey!
Walking the dog! Christina on a leash. "Have you seen this..."
Dark days ahead for one young man. Luckily, he was a bright boy!
Touching moments! Griffin seeks answers and he gets more than even he bargained for.
A touching reunion! "GRIFFIN! I'm your mother!" OOPS!
Griffin faces Ninjas and a Hitman... in passing. Bao before.
ANNdroid Delores begins her new sexy life as Daisy.
Daisy does her best to make Glenn reach his potential.
Daisy reflects on her past as Delores. Makes a new friend.
Daisy obeys Glenn and gives the Groundskeeper a show.
Daisy seals her deal with her Handsome Devil.
The Eyes have it! Spirit guides start pointing fingers.
Cuddly bears, cute puppies, teethy Velociraptors...OH MY!
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Just ask the guy with the jaw...
Aurora parties with a Gaiamancer. Rocky start! He got boulder!
Fishnet Stalkings! Aurora meets the little Mermaid. Talk about a fish out of water!
Colombia is known for its coffee, its poppy fields...
For the first time ever young Maria was left alone with...
Alone with her new brothers Maria gets her first taste...
Not even a box of rocks should be taken for granite.
The honeymooners are off to a good start. Will it last?
Ass in the air like you just don't care. Hanky Spanky Maria!
The Barnett's social circle just tightened up like a noose.
Ripped wide & hogtied Esperanza & Maria have a bonding experience.
"Let me help you Highbone." No mistaking who did it.
Interesting threesome! Maria gets it in the end. FINALLY!
Maria milks the showerhead. Are you in there White Devil?
Mating calls in the halls! Persia is back in town! ME---OW!!
Alcohol and Pachyderm's don't mix! BIG SHOTS were taken!
Rose learns to ride a bike. There HO's the neighborhood.
Zach Pedigo just got evicted. Thirty minutes later he had a roommate. One young, very HOT roommate. YOWZA!
Heidi's sister and her friend get a show, Up and at it Zach.
Heidi torments Zach with new girlfriends she's made. EX-WIFE? Umm! Oops!
Heidi's mischief backfires. Setting Zach up with Kayla, and Nasty for her own gain, leaves her jealous. Why does Khloe keep texting Zach too? Poor kid. She made her own bed.
The lies keep mounting for the ladies man. The girls keep mounting too.
Zach and Cleo do lunch. He mostly ate her. Heidi found it spicy. So did Kayla. So did half the mall.
Kayla and Khloe discover the true calling of a Fitness Center. Zach locates their centers and makes it fit. PERFECTLY! Time to pump iron.
Girl talk. Gab! Gab! Gab! TMI! Zip it! WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?
When Roommates massage one another there's always a twist. What goes around cums a round.
Heidi's new beau has a lot to offer. Zach who? Oh, yeah Tom.
Best Man Zach just stole the Bride to be. Sort of...Meet Iris...the Fuck of the Irish. Who needs a four leaf clover to get lucky.
Welcome to Mugshots, home of the finest creME in Seattle. Heidi's new home. LOL!
Time for Heidi to Meet the Parents. Weaver's family is pretty fucked up. Aren't they all?
I'm Violet. These are my confessions. I hope you're ready.
My teasing went too far and now I'm paying for it. Oh Joy!
"My teasing keeps getting me in over my head. No stopping now even if I wanted to."
"Now I'm told to tease the son of David's boss. On it. Literally."
"TREATED LIKE A DOG. I FEEL SOOOO USED. I'M GOOD WITH THAT."
Dinner and a scary movie with Mom and David. I'm the refreshments. Free refills. LOL!
"ALL HANDS ON DECK. YOU THOUGHT I'D SAY DICK, DIDN'T YOU?"
"BLOCK PARTY? I LOVE PARTIES. NO COCK BLOCKING THOUGH. I WANT THEM ALL. LOL!"
"Mom's affairs finally bite her in the ass. Stupid bitch! I mean me. LOL!"
"Naked on the dance floor. YAY! All I can drink Cum and Rum. GIRLS LICKING, GUYS DICKING, Brother filming...WHAT????????"
Challenged to break my record. Wow! That's a lot of guys. Can I invite a plus one? LOL!
"Dear Diary...Timing is everything. Dick Cock! Dick Cock!"
"Dear Diary... I finally know what a Birthday Suit is...."
"Dear Diary... I like my picture taken. Especially naked...."
Dear Diary...Daddy helped me set up a Tender account. Yay!
Dear Diary...There is nothing like warm milk before bed.
"Dear Diary...All the boys love my new butt zipper jeans."
"Dear Diary...My first attempt at phone sex. Sooo HOT!"
"Dear Diary...Prince Bryan is making me Disney, I mean dizzy."
Dear Diary...Three shots, I'm seeing spots. I love Twister.
Dear Diary...I think I'm on the Neighborhood Watch list. FINALLY!
"Dear Diary...IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! Me tired."
"Dear Diary...I like class participation. It teaches me a lot. Especially how to tie my shoestrings."
"Dear Diary...One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, FLOOR!"
"Dear Diary...Before I was a Fair Maiden, I was a Fare Maiden."
"Dear Diary...One Knight stands are just as much fun as Courting a Jester."
"Dear Diary...I get to be a Hustler honey. It sounds sticky."
"Dear Diary...Playing with the Big dogs isn't as much fun as it sounds. I'm more of a lapdog lover."
"Dear Diary...Why did the chicken cross the road? She heard a big cock was on the other side. LOL!"
"Dear Diary...Timing is everything. Dick Cock! Dick Cock!"
"Dear Diary... I finally know what a Birthday Suit is...."
"Dear Diary... I like my picture taken. Especially naked...."
Dear Diary...Daddy helped me set up a Tender account. Yay!
Dear Diary...There is nothing like warm milk before bed.
"Dear Diary...All the boys love my new butt zipper jeans."
"Dear Diary...My first attempt at phone sex. Sooo HOT!"
"Dear Diary...Prince Bryan is making me Disney, I mean dizzy."
Dear Diary...Three shots, I'm seeing spots. I love Twister.
Dear Diary...I think I'm on the Neighborhood Watch list. FINALLY!
"Dear Diary...IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! IHOP! Me tired."
"Dear Diary...I like class participation. It teaches me a lot. Especially how to tie my shoestrings."
"Dear Diary...One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, FLOOR!"
"Dear Diary...Before I was a Fair Maiden, I was a Fare Maiden."
"Dear Diary...One Knight stands are just as much fun as Courting a Jester."
"Dear Diary...I get to be a Hustler honey. It sounds sticky."
"Dear Diary...Playing with the Big dogs isn't as much fun as it sounds. I'm more of a lapdog lover."
"Dear Diary...Why did the chicken cross the road? She heard a big cock was on the other side. LOL!"
"ApacheSlut" is her online name. Prowl with the Puma.
The Apache Goddess gives the guys a run for their money.
The Puma stalks an innocent Café. "Lots of crème and sugar."
Two Pumas in a feral battle. The claws come out. HELLYEAH!
Stacy takes it to the REZ. The Wolves are circling the Puma.
Drunk, drugged, and Her best Webcam show ever. Torture Baby!
Many Moons ago. Two girls went streaking. One was a slut.
Stacy's feeling threatened. Where's her Cayenne Pepper spray?
"CUT! Take 69. Cue the ApacheSlut." Stacy meets with Commercial success.
The twins work with wood at Tony's construction site. HARD WOOD!!
"All my neighbors are women? Works for me."
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door? Nothin' but knockin' back."
"This Motley Crew knows how to do the Vince Kneel."
"It's not what's behind the baby blues. It's the Who!"
"Not even in Ivy's league...I'm still scratching my head. Not that head. GEEZ!"
"Part time job as a full time babysitter. You'd be numb too."
"No business like show business. Business is good."
When your dicks wore out it's best not to disturb it. Fat chance of that.
Tony backs the girls into a corner...HIS WAY. No complaints.
Where there's a Will there's a way. The twins are in that Will so it's their way or no way.
Molly puts on a webcam show from the School Library.
Caleb joins Molly and her Parents for Dinner. Bad idea.
Caleb can't resist being a dick. April's about to be fooled.
It's the Indrabooty's versus the Houser's. Sinner take all.
Molly takes Key West by storm. Nothing like beachfront property.
Sunburnt in all the wrong places. Cameras in all the right.
Now you see them. Now you Won't. Ever again. Maybe.
Life goes on. For now. Who knows how long? Millennia?
AWKWARD! Trouble in Paradise. Paradise in Trouble. Look away
Creature comforts. Home sweet UFO. Cue the X-Files theme.
One man's junk is another man's treasure. Swimming lessons.
Eerie women. Food poisoning. Home movies. TV dinners?
Britney is forced to tease her Father. "You suck, Lance."
Britney tries to pull another fast one on Dear ole Dad.
The girls won't let Tara escape without a few licks. Slurp!
Keith runs interference while Monica gives Grace a makeover.
Mary continues to push her limits. So does Isaiah and Keith.
The girls Pony up for Tony. Their ideas changing.
The sisters lie their way into Tony's clutches. Evil bitches.
Identical twins Rose and Becca move in with Mom. Not smart.
Candi caught by her Brother-in-Law. And, his friends.
Candi pushes her limits for her Husband's pleasures.
Candi's Father-in-law challenges her for his Son's pleasure.
Damian gives his blessing. Candi gives it her all.
Much needed tenderness. It had been a rough night prior.
Candi is back on stage Stripping as Fluffy. MEOWZA!!!
More Fitness Center teasing. It never stops. Thank God!
Candi and Dave go dancing at the local Cowboy Bar. YEEHAW!
Candi and Rodney's date disturbs his Sister Rhea. Woohoo!
The Dhorne boys keep crossing each other at Church. HOLY!!